Twilight Underground Pr0n

Oh Twilight, you endless source of amusement and drama to the casual onlooker, you

Never before have I seen movie posters souly devoted to catching the eye of sexually charged pubesent teenage girls (and some boys I'm sure) through the use of shirtless beefcakes and pale 'beautiful people' who's stares seem to say "Hell yeah you wish we were real and not photoshopped to look this good" as I have with the movie posters for 'New Moon'. Sweet Béla Lugosi's ghost

.....Béla Lugosi......Bella.....huh. Never noticed that.

=cheriestar and I were discussing how Magpie would probably be a Twilight fan....but only for the soul purpose of fueling his dirty Jacob/Edward slash fantisies. And he'd probably LOVE the New Moon posters, especially the ones with Jacob on them because of all the hot tanned guys with six-packs and no shirts.

Apologies for the crappiness, but I threw this together really fast hence it's not nearlly as neat and clean as it could be. I just wanted to get the joke out there while it was still fresh and funny in my mind.

IMPORTANT INFO:

- Yes that is Raygirl on the right. my hair is currently super sayian blonde hence Raye's hair is blonde to reflect this.

- Underground = LONDON Underground rail network. the stations are plastered with posters for upcomming films...like New Moon

- No I have not read any of the Twilight series, or watched any of the movies. I have better things to do with my time.


Not rated mature because there's nothing really BAD in this, except Magpie mentioning Escort services. Dirty boy XD